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On a bus, two men with really strong accents start a conversation.
The lady next to them eavesdrops.

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then i come one lasta time."

"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our dirty sex lives in public!" the lady exclaims.

"Hey, whats sa-matter for you?" says the man "Im a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi' "